But roughly two and a half hours into their moonwalk, things took a strange turn: the two astronauts began giggling so much that there was some concern that their oxygen supply might be malfunctioning or that they had been affected by some mysterious space sickness.
Conrad explained the somewhat alarming laughter in the December 1994 issue of Playboy. The two lunar astronauts had a so-called cuff checklist (basically a small ring binder with laminated fireproof sheets, strapped to their left sleeve) as a reminder of the procedures to be performed. It was a simple and effective solution.
However, Dave Scott and Jim Irwin, members of the mission’s backup crew, had arranged a prank: they had inserted Playmate photographs, carefully photocopied onto fireproof paper, among the pages of the cuff checklists, adding captions full of double entendres.
Conrad found Miss September 1967, Angela Dorian, with the caption “Seen any interesting hills & valleys?”, and Miss October 1967, Reagan Wilson (“Preferred tether partner”); Bean found Miss December 1968, Cynthia Myers (“Don’t forget – describe the protuberances”, Figure 13.5-1), and Miss January 1969, Leslie Bianchini (“Survey - Her activity”).
Figure 13.5-1. Alan Bean’s cuff checklist, with Playmate Cynthia Myers, Miss December 1968.
Richard Gordon, in the Command Module orbiting the Moon, also found a Playmate hidden on board, in the form of the current month’s Playboy calendar page, featuring DeDe Lind (formerly Miss August 1967), which had been fixed with Velcro inside one of the Command Module’s cabinet doors.
This is not a legend or a colorful anecdote concocted by an astronaut as a prank: the Playmate pictures from the cuff checklist are on NASA’s website and the calendar page provided to Gordon was auctioned among the Apollo 12 memorabilia in January 2011.*
* Apollo 12 Playboy Stowaway to be Auctioned, by Ian O’Neill, Discovery News, January 11, 2011.
While this might be seen as just a curious case of nudity on NASA’s usually very prudish website and as the first documented instance of erotica taken to another world, it also shows that despite the hype and heroic rhetoric that often surrounds them, astronauts are, after all, very human beings, with the same urges and weaknesses as the rest of us.
And this is what makes their accomplishments so great.
Figure 13.5-2. Pete Conrad on the Moon. His cuff checklist is open on the page with Reagan Wilson, Miss October 1967. NASA photo AS12-48-7071.
Figure 13.5-3. Detail of AS12-48-7071, showing the cuff checklist. The left page shows Reagan Wilson.